Loves

Calling eggplants Aubergine - especially in the proper accent
Single dollars (pounds) in coins rather than bills . . . it makes me feel like I am spending less

Complaints

The general lack of toilet covers in public bathrooms
The separation of the hot and cold faucets
You can't buy water at a pharmacy - they literally only sell pharmaceuticals - you have to go next door to the place labeled "Food and Wine"
The general lack of wi-fi (you can't even guarantee it will be at Starbucks!)\
Tourists - yes, this is hypocritical, but there are SO many tourists. We bitch about it in San Francisco, but we don't know what we're talking about. There are people EVERYWHERE ruining my pictures. Go home!!!!